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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHYEAHHHHH
holla homies whats goin down g? ive been having a bangin day so stay coo mah peeps. im out. peace yo.
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| Hello, fellow life sufferers. |
[19 Mar 2006|04:25pm] |
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Today was black. My life is over. Everyday I fall deeper into the dark abyss that is me.
I am looking but I cannot see.
I am hearing but I cannot listen.
I am talking but I cannot speak.
Why am I like this?
Why?
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| Interests! |
[27 Feb 2006|09:06pm] |
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LJ Interests meme results
- aladdin:
Aladdin is pretty damn hot. I'd do him. - alan cumming:
ALAN!!!!! OMG he's so sexy. Def my #1 broadway actor, sorry barrett. I fell in love with him in Cabaret. OMG SEX - brian and jeff:
MMM yummy....can't say too much about that on here but if you're reading this, you know what I'm thinking. - broadway:
It's sexy!!!!!!! - dean:
Yum! Dean's my fave fat woodchopper, well except for one...... too bad he wants to do Rory. - disney:
The reason I started this livejournal! - dps:
SEX OMG this is my lover. I'd do any of the guys. I especially like Nuwanda...and Knox. But Nuwanda's my hoe. - gilmore girls:
Fucking sexxxxxy show. - hats:
OMG they are red and blue and sexy all over! - judy garland:
My first love!!! <333 I love you, Judy!!! I think this is my favorite person of history. I know pretty much everything about her.
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
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| Kurt=Sex |
[14 Feb 2006|06:41pm] |
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Rape me, Rape my friend
Rape me, Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Hate me, do it and do it again
waste me, rape me my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
My favorite inside source
i'll kiss your open sores
I apperctiate your concern
you'll always stink and burn
Rape me, Rape me my friend
Rape me, Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
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| Hickville |
[13 Feb 2006|12:32pm] |
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Umm.......It's kind of obvious...? |
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Patsy Cline is my life. And the Dixie Chicks are my dirty little secret. Oh yeah and sometimes, at night, when I wake up at crazy hours, I watch CMT. Actually I watch it all the time. Yeah, I'm cool.
He pushed me 'round
now I'm drawin' the line
He lived his life
now I'm gonna go live mine
I'm sick on wastin' my time
Well now I've been good for way too long
Found my red dress and I'm gonna throw it on
'Bout to get too far gone
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little BIT more of my TWELVE ounce nutrition
One more helpin' of what I've been havin'
I'm takin' my turn on the sin wagon
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like Delilah lookin' for Samson
Do a little mattress dancin'
That's right I said mattress dancin'
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more
of what I've been missin'
I don't know where I'll be crashin'
But I'm arrivin' on a sin wagon
When it's my turn to march up to glory
I'm gonna have one hell of a story
That's if he forgives me
Oh lord please forgive me
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more of that sweet salvation
They may take me
with my feet draggin'
But I'll fly away on a sin wagon
I'll fly away on a sin wagon
Anyway, bye y'all.
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| Return of the entry |
[26 Nov 2005|09:00pm] |
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wtf i cant get this song out of my head
I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn't get to sleep last night 'till the morning came around.
Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.
Ran into the devil, babe, he loaned me twenty bills
I spent the night in Utah in a cave up in the hills.
Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.
I ran down to the levee but the devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill and vanished in the air.
Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.
Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,
The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my hearts delight.
The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail,
And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail.
Got a wife in Chino, babe, and one in Cherokee
The first one says she's got my child, but it don't look like me.
Set out runnin' but I take my time,
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.
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| hello there! |
[26 Nov 2005|07:56pm] |
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Magical Mystery Tour |
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So today I went to NYC and saw this dead people exhibit. Yeah it was pretty disturbing. Some doctor took all these people who died in Chinese prisons and inserted silicon into them so they would be preserved and made an exhibition. It was amazing but nasty.
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| Rawr |
[25 Nov 2005|04:09pm] |
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Happy Thanksgiving Foos
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| whoosh! |
[09 Oct 2005|02:26pm] |
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Oh Snap! So yesterday was pretty bangin! First place out of 2 oh yeah! Im feelin pretty angered right now because the cranford 5k in on a saturday that has a football game..against cranford, wtf? But other than that, crap is hollarific!
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| Taggage! |
[05 Oct 2005|07:33pm] |
I tag ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pennypingleton! Gotta love lists lol.
Put the following in order:
knox, knox2, knox3, fatb, skinnyb, cat, quince, aladdin, hercules, frollo, jafar, nuwanda, todd, meeks, pitts, cameron, neil, jess, dean (gg), logan, luis, winston, discus man, orlando bloom, nolan, alan cumming, barrett foa, mark ruffalo, shia labeouf
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| Boredom |
[05 Oct 2005|11:54am] |
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So bored today, just got done watching Live, Ellen, and the View. Must go out....Think I will call some homies, or else will continue to drown myself in daytime. Hmmm.....tough choice? I think not. Peace out! Day one of fasting commences... I LOVE THE QUINCE!
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[04 Oct 2005|05:05pm] |
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Ramadan starts today! Tomorrow is the first day of fasting which is awesome! It's God and anorexia combined into one month of fun!!!!!!! Oh man I hope no one gets offended by that...
Anyway, yeah! Gilmore girls totally rocks, season 4 is now out on dvd, which is bangin! Oprah's 20th anniversary dvd set is coming out soon too! I LOVE OPRAH! Yesterdays Oprah was pretty banging. Check it out on Oprah.com! ! OH MAN! I lovvvvveee the quince! And seriously, how bad are people that smoke reefer? Peace out!
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[01 Jun 2005|08:39pm] |
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holy crap, id totally bang mark ruffalo
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| the return of Dooey |
[01 Jun 2005|08:29pm] |
Mom: Dooey, What are you doing down there?
Dooey: Uhh...nothing (whispers: Regina, quick, hide the Vodka) Uh...Just a second!
Mom: Dooey? Is everything alright
Dooey: (buttoning up shirt) Uh, yeah Ma, everythings...swell..uh yeah! Everythings swell!
Mom: Dooey, Are you drinking Vodka again?
Dooey: Ma, whadda ya talkin' about. You know I've been sober ever since '64!
Mom: Dooey, it's '60..It'll be '64 in 4 years!
Dooey: Uh....I know, Mum...I meant...uh....64 years of age...
Mom: Dooey, You're 24!!!
Dooey: Yeah mum...I mean.....since the Vodka was 64 years of age...
Mom: So you ARE drinking!
Dooey: (To Regina) Gine, I'm in a fucking corner!
Gine: Doo, Don't worry, just say....You were talking to the radio...
Dooey: UHH...Mum? I was talking to the radio. I'm sorry what did you say?
Mom: Dooey, how many shots did you have
Dooey: Mum, you KNOW that I want weapons to be outlawed!
Mom: Dooey, Don't play fucking games with me! You know exactly what I'm talking about!
Dooey: And what exactly ARE you talking about..?
Mom: That's it, I'm coming in!
Dooey: ( to Regina) Gine! Quick! Get out through the window!
Gine: Dooey, This is the basement, there are no windows!
Dooey: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?!!?!? GET A FUCKING CRAYON AND DRAW ONE ON THE FUCKING WALL!
Gine: God, don't get so pissy, why didn't you tell me in the first place!(starts drawing window...Tries to get through but rams her head so hard that shes knocked unconscious)
(Mother bursts in) DOOEY! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A PERSON LYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD ON YOUR FLOOR????!!?!
Dooey: MA, HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE! THAT'S NOT A PERSON, IT'S A HUMAN BEING! APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!! And for your information, that's ketchup.
Mom: Wow, Dooey, you were right, how could I be so inconsiderate? DOOEY YOU'RE FUCKING DRUNK (hits on the head with a shot glass)
Dooey: (laughing drunkedly) Whoa, man, what a rush...
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY WALLS?!?!? DOOEY!
Dooey: (staring into space with slurred speech) Woah man, what a rush...
Mom: DOOEY!!! EITHER ANSWER MY QUESTION OR JUST GO AWAY!!!
Dooey: (even more slurred) Woah man, what a rrrr...(collapses)
Mom: JESUS CHRIST, DOOEY! (kicks Dooey. Dooey doesn't wake up. Pulls some paper out and writes note saying, "Dooey, you drunken bastard, when you wake up, you're cleaning all this shit up. If you don't, I'm taking away all your Heroine. Fuck you. ~Mom") GODDAMN IT DOOEY! (walks out of room and slams the door. All the crappy pictures fall off the walls) FUCKING TRAILOR TRASHISTIC PICTURES!
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[31 May 2005|05:11pm] |
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crappy day. dps bangs!
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| ohhh snap! |
[29 May 2005|07:20pm] |
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holla homedoggs! its been a bangin weekend. on friday i made 2 dps calendars. i <3 you, dps and all its hotness! then on saturday i went to the bookstore and got a crapload of books (yesssss! one step closer to completing my collection) then we got a turntable. then i saw the longest yard. it was crappy/not crappy. very disappointing for a sandler movie. today i got a new bookshelf. its been hot. peace!
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[26 May 2005|07:39pm] |
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today was another crappy day. it sucks having no friends. i just realized im like paris. we both have no friends, went to private school, and have portugese nannies. hmm.....that sucks. yeah bye.
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