aladdinlover4u

YO SKANKS

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:40:39 GMT

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHYEAHHHHH

holla homies whats goin down g? ive been having a bangin day so stay coo mah peeps. im out. peace yo.

Hello, fellow life sufferers.

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 21:39:15 GMT

Today was black. My life is over. Everyday I fall deeper into the dark abyss that is me.

I am looking but I cannot see.

I am hearing but I cannot listen.

I am talking but I cannot speak.

Why am I like this?

Why?

Interests!

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:07:29 GMT

LJ Interests meme results

aladdin:
Aladdin is pretty damn hot. I'd do him.
alan cumming:
ALAN!!!!! OMG he's so sexy. Def my #1 broadway actor, sorry barrett. I fell in love with him in Cabaret. OMG SEX
brian and jeff:
MMM yummy....can't say too much about that on here but if you're reading this, you know what I'm thinking.
broadway:
It's sexy!!!!!!!
dean:
Yum! Dean's my fave fat woodchopper, well except for one...... too bad he wants to do Rory.
disney:
The reason I started this livejournal!
dps:
SEX OMG this is my lover. I'd do any of the guys. I especially like Nuwanda...and Knox. But Nuwanda's my hoe.
gilmore girls:
Fucking sexxxxxy show.
hats:
OMG they are red and blue and sexy all over!
judy garland:
My first love!!! <333 I love you, Judy!!! I think this is my favorite person of history. I know pretty much everything about her.

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Kurt=Sex

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 23:42:38 GMT

Rape me, Rape my friend
Rape me, Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Hate me, do it and do it again
waste me, rape me my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
My favorite inside source
i'll kiss your open sores
I apperctiate your concern
you'll always stink and burn
Rape me, Rape me my friend
Rape me, Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Rape me (Rape me)
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Hickville

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 17:36:28 GMT

Patsy Cline is my life. And the Dixie Chicks are my dirty little secret. Oh yeah and sometimes, at night, when I wake up at crazy hours, I watch CMT. Actually I watch it all the time. Yeah, I'm cool.

He pushed me 'round
now I'm drawin' the line
He lived his life
now I'm gonna go live mine
I'm sick on wastin' my time
Well now I've been good for way too long
Found my red dress and I'm gonna throw it on
'Bout to get too far gone

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little BIT more of my TWELVE ounce nutrition
One more helpin' of what I've been havin'
I'm takin' my turn on the sin wagon

On a mission to make something happen
Feel like Delilah lookin' for Samson
Do a little mattress dancin'
That's right I said mattress dancin'

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more
of what I've been missin'
I don't know where I'll be crashin'
But I'm arrivin' on a sin wagon

When it's my turn to march up to glory
I'm gonna have one hell of a story
That's if he forgives me

Oh lord please forgive me

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Need a little bit more of that sweet salvation
They may take me
with my feet draggin'
But I'll fly away on a sin wagon

I'll fly away on a sin wagon

Anyway, bye y'all.

Stranded in A-Town

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:09:19 GMT

(See Above)

Return of the entry

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:00:56 GMT

wtf i cant get this song out of my head

I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn't get to sleep last night 'till the morning came around.

Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Ran into the devil, babe, he loaned me twenty bills
I spent the night in Utah in a cave up in the hills.

Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

I ran down to the levee but the devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill and vanished in the air.

Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,
The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my hearts delight.
The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail,
And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail.

Got a wife in Chino, babe, and one in Cherokee
The first one says she's got my child, but it don't look like me.

Set out runnin' but I take my time,
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

hello there!

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:00:07 GMT

So today I went to NYC and saw this dead people exhibit. Yeah it was pretty disturbing. Some doctor took all these people who died in Chinese prisons and inserted silicon into them so they would be preserved and made an exhibition. It was amazing but nasty.

Rawr

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:10:58 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving Foos

hotties

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:27:59 GMT

so these peeps are so bangable

mark ruffalo
adam sandler lol good times in bio last year
shia...aww!
robert sean leonard as neil perry
gale hansen as nuwanda, so bangable!
josh charles as knox overstreet
ethan hawke as todd anderson
this one's for penny lol allelon ruggiero as steven meeks
alan cumming def hot
barrett foa!
mickey, my ultimate love
jared padalecki, gotta love the deanage
milo ventimiglia
i love you, ben savage
will friedle bangs

whoosh!

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:30:57 GMT

Oh Snap! So yesterday was pretty bangin! First place out of 2 oh yeah! Im feelin pretty angered right now because the cranford 5k in on a saturday that has a football game..against cranford, wtf? But other than that, crap is hollarific!

Taggage!

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 23:39:23 GMT

I tag pennypingleton! Gotta love lists lol.

Put the following in order:
knox, knox2, knox3, fatb, skinnyb, cat, quince, aladdin, hercules, frollo, jafar, nuwanda, todd, meeks, pitts, cameron, neil, jess, dean (gg), logan, luis, winston, discus man, orlando bloom, nolan, alan cumming, barrett foa, mark ruffalo, shia labeouf

Boredom

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 15:56:20 GMT

So bored today, just got done watching Live, Ellen, and the View. Must go out....Think I will call some homies, or else will continue to drown myself in daytime. Hmmm.....tough choice? I think not. Peace out! Day one of fasting commences... I LOVE THE QUINCE!

supercool!

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 21:13:15 GMT

Ramadan starts today! Tomorrow is the first day of fasting which is awesome! It's God and anorexia combined into one month of fun!!!!!!! Oh man I hope no one gets offended by that...
Anyway, yeah! Gilmore girls totally rocks, season 4 is now out on dvd, which is bangin! Oprah's 20th anniversary dvd set is coming out soon too! I LOVE OPRAH! Yesterdays Oprah was pretty banging. Check it out on Oprah.com! ! OH MAN! I lovvvvveee the quince! And seriously, how bad are people that smoke reefer? Peace out!

youve gotta fight.....for your right.....to paaaaaaartay!

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 00:43:43 GMT

Holla homies! so yeah, knox bangs, not much is going on except, you know, usual HOT crap! aight im bored...holla out FOOS!

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:39:59 GMT

holy crap, id totally bang mark ruffalo

the return of Dooey

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:29:47 GMT

Mom: Dooey, What are you doing down there?

Dooey: Uhh...nothing (whispers: Regina, quick, hide the Vodka) Uh...Just a second!

Mom: Dooey? Is everything alright

Dooey: (buttoning up shirt) Uh, yeah Ma, everythings...swell..uh yeah! Everythings swell!

Mom: Dooey, Are you drinking Vodka again?

Dooey: Ma, whadda ya talkin' about. You know I've been sober ever since '64!

Mom: Dooey, it's '60..It'll be '64 in 4 years!

Dooey: Uh....I know, Mum...I meant...uh....64 years of age...

Mom: Dooey, You're 24!!!

Dooey: Yeah mum...I mean.....since the Vodka was 64 years of age...

Mom: So you ARE drinking!

Dooey: (To Regina) Gine, I'm in a fucking corner!

Gine: Doo, Don't worry, just say....You were talking to the radio...

Dooey: UHH...Mum? I was talking to the radio. I'm sorry what did you say?

Mom: Dooey, how many shots did you have

Dooey: Mum, you KNOW that I want weapons to be outlawed!

Mom: Dooey, Don't play fucking games with me! You know exactly what I'm talking about!

Dooey: And what exactly ARE you talking about..?

Mom: That's it, I'm coming in!

Dooey: ( to Regina) Gine! Quick! Get out through the window!

Gine: Dooey, This is the basement, there are no windows!

Dooey: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?!!?!? GET A FUCKING CRAYON AND DRAW ONE ON THE FUCKING WALL!

Gine: God, don't get so pissy, why didn't you tell me in the first place!(starts drawing window...Tries to get through but rams her head so hard that shes knocked unconscious)

(Mother bursts in) DOOEY! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A PERSON LYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD ON YOUR FLOOR????!!?!

Dooey: MA, HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE! THAT'S NOT A PERSON, IT'S A HUMAN BEING! APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!! And for your information, that's ketchup.

Mom: Wow, Dooey, you were right, how could I be so inconsiderate? DOOEY YOU'RE FUCKING DRUNK (hits on the head with a shot glass)

Dooey: (laughing drunkedly) Whoa, man, what a rush...

Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY WALLS?!?!? DOOEY!

Dooey: (staring into space with slurred speech) Woah man, what a rush...

Mom: DOOEY!!! EITHER ANSWER MY QUESTION OR JUST GO AWAY!!!

Dooey: (even more slurred) Woah man, what a rrrr...(collapses)

Mom: JESUS CHRIST, DOOEY! (kicks Dooey. Dooey doesn't wake up. Pulls some paper out and writes note saying, "Dooey, you drunken bastard, when you wake up, you're cleaning all this shit up. If you don't, I'm taking away all your Heroine. Fuck you. ~Mom") GODDAMN IT DOOEY! (walks out of room and slams the door. All the crappy pictures fall off the walls) FUCKING TRAILOR TRASHISTIC PICTURES!

Tue, 31 May 2005 21:11:19 GMT

crappy day. dps bangs!

ohhh snap!

Sun, 29 May 2005 23:26:55 GMT

holla homedoggs! its been a bangin weekend. on friday i made 2 dps calendars. i <3 you, dps and all its hotness! then on saturday i went to the bookstore and got a crapload of books (yesssss! one step closer to completing my collection) then we got a turntable. then i saw the longest yard. it was crappy/not crappy. very disappointing for a sandler movie. today i got a new bookshelf. its been hot. peace!

crap

Thu, 26 May 2005 23:41:19 GMT

today was another crappy day. it sucks having no friends. i just realized im like paris. we both have no friends, went to private school, and have portugese nannies. hmm.....that sucks. yeah bye.

yo doggit

Wed, 25 May 2005 21:37:20 GMT

so yeah.... weird crap has been happening. i have a new obsession- the gilmore girls!!!!!!!!!!!! i kind of forced myself to be obsessed with it because i spent $127.19 on the seasons. so yeah. it kind of sucks because i have like 2 friends which is very depressing. switching schools is poopy.

Pshht

Mon, 02 May 2005 20:33:54 GMT

So yeah...whats up foos? Not much has happened this weekend. Sat. totally rocked homedoggs...you know who you are...yeah..so thats it. I'm watching Oprah. <3 nate!

Ew

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:01:53 GMT

Today sucked. Being normal sucks. Life sucks.
I woke up. I went to school. I went to the student center and got evil looks. I had a math test. I think I did well. Maybe not. I had chorus. We didn't sing. I talked to a friend. It didn't help. I had lunch. I came home.

mothas

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:41:34 GMT

Aight.... today wasn't very happenin. In bio someone revealed to me that robin williams is perverted, so i am scarred for life. Then, in 4th period, people were being evil which left me sad. After that nothing happened. And now I'm here. YO!

HOLLA TO THE HOMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 23:26:07 GMT

Aight so here's what's happening FOOS! Just did the Bio homework...HOMALICIOUS!!! Aight now just chillin wit the homies (representin the wannabe jews!) Totally looking forward to a pimpin holla holla weekend!!!! DISNEY MOVIE MANIA! Right now just talking to Penny and thinking about Fa'ank because of talking to Penny! THE BIATCHSTIK WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So holla! I guess I must tell about the day...
Things were pretty bitchin' today. Third period had a Bio exam. Went well, holla! Then hung at the Center of the Students with Penny and othas! Then had a SWEET math exam! Then chorus with the manly men for half a period yo yo yo. Then hung with the homies for another half a period at the Center of Students and got my Jew on. After THAT sexiness got my english and french on! Then went home to watch Oprah, my main homie! Today she had a thirteen year old that went out with a 40 year old. Very bitchin! Love you, Oprah! PEACE OUT TO THE HOMIES!

THE STRANGER-BILLY JOEL

Well we all have a face
That we hide away forever
And we take them out and
Show ourselves
When everyone has gone
Some are satin some are steel
Some are silk and some are leather
They're the faces of the stranger
But we love to try them on
Well we all fall in love
But we disregard the danger
Though we share so many secrets
There are some we never tell
Why were you so surprised
That you never saw the stranger
Did you ever let your lover see
The stranger in yourself?
Don't be afraid to try again
Everone goes south
Every now and then
You've done it, why can't
Someone else?
You should know by now
You've been there yourself
Once I used to believe
I was such a great romancer
Then I came home to a woman
That I could not recognize
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer
It was then I felt the stranger
Kick me right between the eyes
Well we all fall in love
But we disregard the danger
Though we share so many secrets
There are some we never tell
Why were you so surprised
That you never saw the stranger
Did you ever let your lover see
The stranger in yourself?
Don't be afraid t try again
Everyone goes south
Every now and then
You've done it why can't
Someone else?
You should know by now
You've been there yourself
You may never understand
How the stranger is inspired
But he isn't always evil
And he isn't always wrong
Though you drown in good intentions
You will never quench the fire
You'll give in to your desire
When the stranger comes along.